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A Kentucky man is suing his doctor after the surgeon amputated the man's penis during a circumcision procedure to treat inflammation.

The doctor says he found cancer in the man's penis while performing the surgery and made the decision to amputate it because according to him, the cancer was life-threatening. Phillip Seaton is now taking the doctor to court, claiming that he should have been consulted before the doctor took action. This has been going on for over 2 years!

Yiiiikes!! Poor guy. He has to live the rest of his life without his peen!

What more can I say...

Charlie Sheen

Definition: The name of whatever Sheen’s on.

Usage: "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Winning

Definition: The end goal of Charlie Sheen’s life philosophy.

Usage: “The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning,” “Just winning every second,” “Winning, anyone?” “Duh, winning!”

Pronunciation: Quoth Sheen, “It rhymes with winning.”

Bi-winning

Definition: Winning on the ultimate level.

Usage: I’m not bi-polar, “I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

Riding the mercury surfboard

Definition: Skillfully working one’s way into the headlines.

Usage: "It's been a tsunami of media and I've been riding it on a mercury surfboard." (See also: “winning.”)

Wearing a golden sombrero

Definition: Getting divorced four times in a row (kind of the opposite of a hat trick).

Usage: “I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer -- I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero."

Tiger blood

Definition: What runs through Sheen’s veins, making him all-powerful.

Usage: “AA was written for normal people. People that don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA,” “[I survived drug addiction] because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.”

Sober Valley Lodge

Definition: The Beverly Hills home where Sheen claims he’s healed himself “with the power of my mind.”

Usage: “We couldn’t really call it rehab because we didn’t have a license to operate one, so it was a crisis management center that we labeled the Sober Valley Lodge. … Its primary client achieved radical success.”

The Wedge

Definition: Sheen’s nickname for himself, based on his preferred position between his two blonde 24-year-old girlfriends, a.k.a. "the goddesses."

Usage: “It’s a wedge. Boom. You form a wedge to make room for the guy carrying the ball.”

Boom

Definition: An exclamation used to signify the end of a mind-blowing statement.

Usage: “You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.” “[My ex-wife Denise Richards] shows up looking the way she does. … Wow! Everybody’s winning. Boom!” “White gold? Boom!” (Synonyms: Bang.)

Buh-bye

Definition: An exclamation used to signify the end of a conversation.

Usage: “That's how I roll. And if it's too gnarly for people, then buh-bye,” “Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh-bye.”

Charlie Sheen is on a Manic Mystery Tour! He hasn't shut up in weeks and I don't see any end in sight. With his show officially canceled for the season (there were 8 more episodes to tape) and any contractual obligation to keep his trap shut out the window, Charlie is opening up to ANYONE who will listen to his insanity.

Shortly after this his publicist quit too. Stan Rosenfield announced he was resigning as Charlie Sheen's publicist in an effort to save his own reputation, Charlie felt pissed about this betrayal. His words were "Pussy. He's not allowed to quit, so you’re fired."

The crazy just keeps coming too. Earlier today, it was learned that Charlie is planning on suing CBS, WB, and Executive Producer Lorre for $320 million for "mental anguish."

Now, Charlie has had lawyer Marty Singer send WB and CBS a letter demanding that Sheen be compensated approximately $16 million for this season's eight canceled episodes of Two and a Half Men.

Get a load of his interview on Good Morning America. Somebody is on the denial train and it's coming off the tracks!

Grant Storms, the former pastor who has led charges against the annual Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, has been arrested in Lafreniere Park by the Jefferson Parish sheriff's department on obscenity charges.

On the afternoon of Feb. 25, a mother unloading her children from a car to take them to a nearby playground alerted authorities to a man in a Ford Windstar van parked near the playground. The man, she told sheriffs' deputies, was masturbating. Storms told officers on the scene he wasn't masturbating, but instead attempting to urinate in a bottle in the van. This afternoon, he admitted concocting that story — "I was ashamed" — but did not admit to masturbating. "I'm confessing to having my hand in my pants," Storms said. "That's all I'm going to say," adding the truth "will come out in court."

Speaking in the parking lot of a motel on the I-10 Service Road in Metairie, where he had been staying since his arrest, Storms struggled for composure, at times breaking down in tears as he described the effect his arrest had on his wife and four children, the youngest of whom are nine and six years old. "I'll have to tell them, 'Daddy has a problem,'" he said, weeping.

Storms wanted to clear the record on one issue in particular: that he was parked in the vicinity of the Lafreniere playspot to watch children. "I am not a pedophile," he said. "I am not a child molester."

This is the same guy that filmed lewd acts at Southern Decadence in an effort to get cops to just shut it down completely.

So this is the latest entertainment shenanigans going on over there at the Vatican?

The usually stoic weekly Papal audience was treated to a rush of adrenaline when a troupe of really hot male acrobats stripped off their shirts for an impromptu performance at the Vatican. Strange, who invited them as this was not that long or really impressive. Just really more of a tease.

Dressed in white, the group of four walked across the stage toward Pope Benedict’s throne and surprised the audience by pulling off their shirts before hoisting each other into the air for some titillating balancing.

Clearly, the Pope loved it, he even got out of his chair at the end, although it looked like he wanted their shirts given back as to quiet the nuns. Did you check out those nuns going wild at the end? Too funny!

Check out these amazing real life, scary pumpkins carved for your viewing pleasure! All of the awesome pumpkins were done by a man named Ray Villafane and he’s going to be on the “Food Network Challenge: Outrageous Pumpkins” soon.