May 2 2010

Chinese Chef Dies From Eel Stuffed Up His Butt

Doctors in Sichuan, China, found an eel up a 59-year-old man's rectum and the creature had eaten his bowels! The unnamed chef in China was passed out drunk and his friends played a prank on him which went horribly wrong.

WTF kind of sick "friends" are those?! What happened to the classic prank of just drawing dicks on the faces of passed out drinking buddies or posing them in precarious scenarios and taking photos? Crazy, crazy world today...

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Apr 30 2010

Nigerian senator ‘takes 13 year old as wife’ WTF?

Cairo's embassy in Nigeria said on Thursday a 13-year-old girl at the centre of claims that a Nigerian senator had taken the minor as his fourth wife is still at school in Egypt. The senator, Ahmed Sani Yerima, 49, meanwhile denied in an interview with the BBC that the girl was 13 and said that as a Muslim he had not broken any law by marrying the teenager claiming Sharia law allows this.

"The girl is still in school in Egypt and nobody has complained to the embassy in respect of the girl," Egyptian embassy spokesman Mohammed Saber told AFP.
He said however that the embassy "will follow the issue" because it is illegal in Egypt to marry an underage girl. The Nigerian senate on Wednesday ordered an inquiry after claims by rights groups that Yerima had paid a dowry of $US100,000 to marry the girl.

Women's groups protested outside parliament on Tuesday to urge the senate to investigate the claims.

In a telephone interview from Egypt with the BBC's Hausa service on Thursday, Yerima defended himself. "I don't care about the issue of age since I have not violated any rule as far as Islam is concerned," he said, describing those complaining as "detractors". "History tells us that Prophet Mohammed did marry a young girl as well. Therefore I have not contravened any law. Even if she is 13, as it is being falsely peddled around."

Read more here.

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Apr 29 2010

Steve Jobs take on Adobe Flash and the Future

"Flash was created during the PC era – for PCs and mice. Flash is a successful business for Adobe, and we can understand why they want to push it beyond PCs. But the mobile era is about low power devices, touch interfaces and open web standards – all areas where Flash falls short."

"The avalanche of media outlets offering their content for Apple’s mobile devices demonstrates that Flash is no longer necessary to watch video or consume any kind of web content. And the 200,000 apps on Apple’s App Store proves that Flash isn’t necessary for tens of thousands of developers to create graphically rich applications, including games."

"New open standards created in the mobile era, such as HTML5, will win on mobile devices (and PCs too). Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind."

Steve Jobs
April, 2010

For the full article read click here.

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Apr 26 2010

Amazing Images of Eyjafjallajokull

Pronounced [Ah-La-Fyah-Lah-Yer-Kuhl], the volcano eruption caused major world-wide disruption.

This devastating change in weather and air travel ALMOST had my brother-in-law miss his daughter's wedding... but he made it back from London after taking the chunnel over to Paris, renting a car and driving to Madrid, flying out to Mexico City, then up to San Francisco and driving down to Rancho San Lucas in the middle of California. Crazy, huh?

Click the image to follow a link to some amazing images caught courtesy of Boston.com!

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Apr 20 2010

Packaging From Around the World

I love good design. These are some beautifully rendered ideas in packaging from all over the world. Thought I'd pass along the beauty...

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Apr 16 2010

Hospital Visitation Rights To Same Sex Partners Granted

President Obama took a step toward equal rights on Thursday when he mandated that hospitals allow visitation to the partners of gay men and women, along with respecting patients' choices about who can make critical health-care decisions for them.

The new rules will affect any hospital that receives Medicare or Medicaid funding and will become active within months.

"Discrimination touches every facet of the lives of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, including at times of crisis and illness, when we need our loved ones with us more than ever," said Joe Solmonese, president of the Human Rights Campaign.

And per usual, opponents of gay marriage are all up in arms about the whole thing! Their warped thinking truly believes that this decision is undermining the definition of marriage. With the current stats on marriage, which the trend is 40-50% ending in divorce, I don't see why this is an issue. Something that is so sacred seems to be taken lightly and casual to me!

But Obama issued the following elegant memo to the Department of Health and Human Services.

It read:

"Every day, all across America, patients are denied the kindnesses and caring of a loved one at their sides whether in a sudden medical emergency or a prolonged hospital stay.

Affected are "gay and lesbian Americans who are often barred from the bedsides of the partners with whom they may have spent decades of their lives — unable to be there for the person they love, and unable to act as a legal surrogate if their partner is incapacitated."

President Obama was inspired by the story of a lesbian couple in Florida, Janice Langbehn and Lisa Pond, who were not allowed to see each other when Pond collapsed of a cerebral aneurysm in February 2007 and died alone in the hospital hours later because of these outdated policies.

And the new mandate will not only apply to gays. Widows and widowers will now be able to receive visits from friends and companions. Small, but crucial steps for equality!

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Apr 15 2010

Oh My! Jesus Got Wood?

Those sure don't look like "Abs of Steel"? Looks more like a peen! Some parishioners at a Catholic church in Oklahoma are a bit pissed off by a 10 foot tall crucifix showing Jesus Christ with abs resembling a man's private parts.

The parish Rev. Philip Seeton said:

"There are a couple people who have left the parish. There are people in the parish who don’t like it and have stayed. I’ve had people who have vocally said that that’s what they see there. I’ve had people who have been just as vocal who said that’s not what they’re seeing there."

Doesn't somebody proof these things? What Art Director just got fired? Hahahaha....

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Apr 13 2010

Apple Launches into 3D Glasses?

Apple Inc. submitted a patent application that confirmed it is venturing into three dimensions on the small screen. Steve Jobs and team plan to launch a pair of glasses that will provide HD 3D video to users on the go.

The gadget, nicknamed "iSpecs" by fans and blogs, will allow users to slot their Apple iPod or iPhone into it. The headset then uses special lens technology to split the picture between the eyes, allowing 3D viewing. The device is also mounted with an external camera and infrared sensor, the patent said, meaning that a live video stream of the view in front of the glasses could be automatically displayed if someone approached the wearer.

The patent was filed by Apple in August 2008, but plans were seemed so crazy they were dismissed as an April Fools' joke when they were published by the company April 1. Now if they could only come up with my flying jet-pack!

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Apr 13 2010

Baby Wee Wee is here!

This is pretty unbelievable! Let the dirty jokes begin and don't you just know someone may use it as a straw...

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Apr 12 2010

The Magic of iPad

I am patiently awaiting the arrival of my new WiFi 3G iPad. It is due for release at the end of the month.

Now if all the books I get to read are like this....

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