Clients From Hell
Client: “I take it, since I haven’t heard from you, that you are not interested in building my website.”
Me: “I told you I wasn’t interested when I left your office. I can’t imagine why you expected to hear from me.”
Client: “Well, have you changed your mind about working on it?”
Me: “Have you changed your mind about wanting me to do it for free?”
Client: “You would get stock.”
Me: “You don’t HAVE stock. It doesn’t work that way.”
Client: “Well, I am faxing you a non-disclosure agreement.”
Me: “Okay. Why?”
Client: “So you don’t steal my presentation materials and pass them off as your own.”
Me: “I never received any presentation materials.”
Client: “Yes, you did. I showed you the presentation in my office.”
Me: “Are you under the impression that I memorized and re-created your powerpoint presentation?”
Client: “Well, just don’t.”
